Post by FlipFlopSummer on Jul 19, 2007 11:02:36 GMT -5
This is Funny But may not be suitable for all ages.
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
>>>
>>>This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
>appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
>>>
>>>Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
>>>disabling
>>>the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
>>>who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
>>>valuables,were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
>>>the bank.
>>>The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
>>>found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
>>>As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
>>>The robbers opened! up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
>>>but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
>>>They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
>>>Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>>>Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
>>>nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper
>>>headline
>>>read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
>>>
>>>This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
>appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
>>>
>>>Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
>>>disabling
>>>the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
>>>who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
>>>valuables,were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
>>>the bank.
>>>The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
>>>found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
>>>As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
>>>The robbers opened! up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
>>>but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
>>>They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
>>>Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>>>Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
>>>nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper
>>>headline
>>>read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
That was funny!!